"She looks sad. She looks angry. She looks different from everyone else I know—she cannot put on that happy face others wear when they know they are being watched. She doesn’t put on a face for me, which makes me trust her somehow."
- Matthew Quick, Silver Linings Playbook (via larmoyante)

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iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6

Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else

iPhone user: I just like this pho-

Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

skittlesoffical:

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I CANT STOP WATCHING IT

take 6 seconds of your life to watch this and then take an hour more to relish in it

i love this

(Source: teresagudice, via covocal)